“I can officially say that Gavin threw his first baseball last week!"
“Yes I did.”
“You also managed to hit my daughter in the mouth.”
“Yes, I did!”—Gavin Free and Geoff Ramsey (via shitroosterteethsays)
Gus: “Barbara was in the kitchen with a bag of Doritos, and she asked me: ‘Does that personal robot run on chips?’ And I said ‘YEAH, MICROCHIPS!’ And I crushed all her chips. She had the saddest face I’ve ever seen.”